How to be a hard ass

Now some people in the world are natural tough guys. These guys are pure brutal. However, there is a type of person above tough guy, this man is termed a hard ass. Now there are many imposters to the hard ass ranks and picking out the true hard asses can be a near impossible task for the untrained man. Here is a list of clues that will help distinguish a true hard ass from a mere imposter.
Clue one: When you know, because you have thought about it at great depth, that you can beat the crap out of everyone of your wimp friends. Lets get serious, how many of them devote half the time you do to the gym and that old school punching bag hanging from the rafters in your basement.
Clue two: You know exactly how many push ups and sit ups you can do not to mention pull ups. Lets face it, a man is only as good as how many push ups sit ups or pull ups he can do, and you like to challenge everyone you know to see who really is the hard ass.
Clue three: Now everyone knows when it gets sunny it's time to break out the sunglasses, because lets face no one likes sun in their eyes. But what truly sets the hard ass apart is when he walks into a building or when the sun goes down on the rest of the world. This is because even when the sun goes down on the rest of the world or when a hard ass goes indoors, the sun never sets on a true hard ass.
Clue three: You might not be the best a particlular activity, hell you might not even be good at all. However this does not mean you don't talk the best smack out of everyone. You will say what ever it takes so that everyone involved knows that you are legit a hard ass and are not taking shit from anyone especially not any of these pukes you are with right now.
Clue four: Now the attitude it takes to be a true hard ass is a very key piece. It has its roots in knowing that you are better than everyone else but it is more than just being better. You have to know that you can physically kick the crap out of anyone who will ever step in front of you. And when someone does, oh my bad news for them and you know it even if anyone else doesn't.
Clue five: Now it takes way more than just that hard ass swag and sunglasses to really be a hard ass. The wardrobe is where a true hard ass takes flight and leaves the dusters behind. A true hard ass must be rocking that flat brimmed snap back hat, they just simply scream hard ass. As for the rest of the wardrobe it isn't so much what you wear but how you rock what you're wearing. As long as when you rock it you go hard you can reach hard ass status.